x-Sassy-x

I was riding my three-legged llama yesterday, and the strangest thing happened. My magic carpet flew around and then turned into a bag of hot and spicy potato crisps. I was sure that trifle and cream custard was my favorite snack and didn't know what to do. In a state of neglect and insecurity, I called my mother-in law's second cousin's boyfriend's sister twice removed and demanded that they give me some semi-rare meat and rice balls. My internet provider declined my plea, so I dusted and dazzled them with my flower-power super-power. After heavy thought of what transpired, I went to the [psychiatrist next door] and grabbed a peanut butter